How to cut down a tree from 50’ away

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I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
 
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)

In my case, that would be more offensive than the noise.
LOL
I'm not sure, but I think the sun dress is optional.
 
Not bad, but can it split and stack the wood, too?
 
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.
 
I'd feel a little guilty unless I was able to recycle all of the slugs.
 
We did something like this to a tree on my buddies property down in Burgaw NC about 12 - 13 yrs ago. Noting that high-tech though. I think we used a 30/6, .38 and I shotgun. Eh, we had nothing else to do that day.
 
Oh baby!
 
Imagine how many dollars worth of ammo that gun shot in a minutes time!!
 
LLigetfa said:
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around. :) ;)
 
RobinJoe said:
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)

In my case, that would be more offensive than the noise.
LOL
I'm not sure, but I think the sun dress is optional.

Oh I don't know about the sun dress being optional . . . I mean you wouldn't want me cutting down a tree buck naked, right? ;) :)
 
firefighterjake said:
LLigetfa said:
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around. :) ;)

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.
 
RobinJoe said:
firefighterjake said:
LLigetfa said:
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around. :) ;)

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.

Can I have the gun then? :)
 
BJ64 said:
RobinJoe said:
firefighterjake said:
LLigetfa said:
firefighterjake said:
I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.

Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around. :) ;)

This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.

Can I have the gun then? :)
WOW!
What something that started out as a dangling participle morphed into.
 
Wow, I'd love to do that in a sundress ! And I'd even offer to go try it on those wood stealers on that member - jdemaris 's property ! He needs a gun like that to keep loggers off his acreage !
 
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