I Guess My Wife Is Right...I Am A Wood Nut

velvetfoot Posted By velvetfoot, Jul 24, 2012 at 6:27 PM

  1. Thistle

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    About 15-16 cords for me.Little over 2 in cramped backyard here,remainder at parents acreage 1 hr west.Most winters I burn 3 cord max for supplemental heat,last year was barely 2.After the heat past few weeks,I'm more than ready for some cold temps.
     
  2. amateur cutter

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    Ha, I know where you've been hanging out.::-)

    Here's the deal in our little cutting group. The most experienced guy does the felling, the fastest saw or saws limb & buck, everybody else splits & loads. I much prefer slinging a saw to hauling, splitting, loading, stacking etc.

    If my saws get outrun, I will be back next weekend with something better. I don't care what it costs, how late I have to work to make the necessary mods. or what color saw I may have to buy.

    I'm pretty sure I may have a problem, but if I keep denying the problem it's not real right? A C
     
  3. tfdchief

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    I'll take 'em;lol
     
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  4. Nixon

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    I don't think that you have a problem ,or are even in denial. I believe that the problem is with those folks that just can't enjoy the zen of sawing .
    Btw ... Do you think that I can make a 372 xp killer if I mod my 562 xp ? :)
     
  5. amateur cutter

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    Btw ... Do you think that I can make a 372 xp killer if I mod my 562 xp ? :)[/quote]

    If I can get a weekend pass from the wife, I'd sure like to drive out & we can give it a try. ==c
     
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  6. woodsmaster

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    My wife seriously gives me chit about my wood obession. I don't see it as an obssession , but I see how she does.
    I'm trying to get a year ahead so..... Any ways there;s more to it than the wood but we are going are seperate ways.
     
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  7. ScotO

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    You guys crack me up! I ain't that big, my wife's just really tiny. I weigh a feathery 202lbs, I used to work out all the time until I started the house project, then came the wood cutting, which led to the part time tree service, so working out has now become sporadic. I gotta say all the tree work and climbing keep me somewhat in shape, but I'm getting older and that belly is getting harder and harder to keep flat! ;)
     
  8. TimJ

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    Scotty, you may really not be that big and your wife might be tiny, but I think the reason why she is blocked in the picture is because you have a big tilted head!!!!!!
     
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  10. ScotO

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    Back to the original thread, WE'RE ALL WOOD NUTZ! Why else could one explain why we are all on here in the MIDDLE OF FRIGGIN' SUMMER?? DOH!!!!
     
  11. Wood Duck

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    Her point is what? Backyards are for storing firewood, right?
     
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  12. Jags

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    I wished I weighed 202 pounds...just say'in.:(
     
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  13. smokinj

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    I have to see pic's ppppplease!!!??? I can quite anytime I want to.;)
     
  14. Nixon

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    This is embarrassing .... I have a confession to make . Last night in my exuberance to join this thread , I claimed 15 cords CSS .... Well I measure it again today , it's only 14 and a bit cords . Can I claim drying shrinkage ,or do I just have to live with being an exaggerator ?
     
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  15. jwoair23

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    It's OK, you're in good company, they meet Mondays at 7. :)

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  16. Nixon

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    So , I guess calling it seasonal shrinkage is out then ?
     
  17. tfdchief

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    We can let it go this time, but the next time it happens, you owe everybody that hit "Like" the amount by which you exaggerated. ::-) So, Scotty, Dennis, and Dave all get a cord the next time;lol Dang, don't know how I missed hitting "Like" but I won't let it happen again==c
     
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  18. golfandwoodnut

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    I am one of the original nuts, hence my name. Up to 24 cords now and still a lot of dead stuff laying around or still standing.
     
  19. Nixon

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    I accept my punishment . I'll gladly provide a cord the next time I make the same offense .
    Caveat .... It's aspen and those that make a judgement against my veracity have to pick it up . ;-)
     
  20. Jags

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    Where is Eric Johnson when we need him to put all you slackers into place?;lol;)
     
  21. clemsonfor

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    202!! You must not be very tall, i would of thought from your pic you would be 265!! I weigh 215ish and i dont look near as built as you do in that pic!

    And heck this pic i put in here is from 08 when i was maybe 205-210ish.
     

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  22. ScotO

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    Yeah I'm only 5'9ish, so I guess I'm vertically challenged a little. But I'm not fat (yet), I work my ass off too much to gain any of that, don't drink beer either (I'm good friends with Captain Morgan, though);)
     
  23. onetracker

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    14 cords here
    9 c/s/s
    5 in a pile for 14/15

    i love the first cold days of autumn. i feel like i come back to life.
     
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  24. osagebow

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    Only up to about 6 css - 5 in my yard, 1 in a neighbors...her smoke dragon is a wood wasting beast, <> ...but she has a pool!
    as soon as my back stops hurting, i'll be back at it!
     
  25. Thistle

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    haha you got a little on me then.,5'7 & 170 here,I tend to stay 170-75 year round,been that for 20 yrs easily.Everyone told me when I quit smoking in fall '95 "You'll gain 20 lbs easily,even as active as you are..."Like Hell I will!;lol" First 3 days after quitting I gained 5 lbs,but after the shock wore off I lost that within a week & was a really grumpy SOB for 2 weeks.Been the same ever since. Weight that is.....;)
    Sure I still love to eat & drink a few beers too,but its all about moderation now & I eat much healthier on a daily basis than when younger too.

    Main thing is water water water,especially on hot summer days.Not unusual for me to drink 2-3 gallons,eat very light meals also.Working outside 8-10 hrs in cold winter months I eat lots more,but dont gain anything.
     
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