It all started with me retireing, and our 25th. wedding anniv. She thought that I would get bored with retirement. So she purchased a wood stove for herself, and a maul for me! This cutting, bucking, splitting, loading, unloading, stacking,etc.etc..etc.. I think she has evil intentions..possibly trying to save the cost of a Hit-Man. I'm on my 3rd week into this beautiful???/ adventure, and my 2nd bottle of ibprofin. This kind of work puts teeth into the old statement "Dieing Breed" I think she wants to read in the paper. Poor Good 'Ole Boy Frank, was found died on the back 40 of his farm today. EMT pronounced him dead at the scene. Cause of death is uncertien at this time but was either Heart failure Multiple snake bits The 42" dia tree on him Or loss of blood from the chain saw cuts This world willn't be the same with out him!