If I were this guy, I'd pay the gas/oil/electric man.

he has a tiny chainsaw. WTH. He wasnt even joking, he was going to town on that bad boy. is that a half a ton or half a wuss splitter. I have tears coming down my face. I cant stop watching this. I l ike the HUMMM part, its stuck. ... There you go with a straight face too, as if he was proud. I like his checkered vans sneakers.

I think you could split that piece faster with this.

Almost felt like the Rocky theme song or eye of the Tiger should have been playing while he was splitting that.... "I guess I'll have to use my chainsaw to cut this out, but the batteries are in the house.." HAHAHA

Nice shoes by the way..

or this...

The batteries where in the house to protect them from the cold!!

the cold of shirtsleeve weather?