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  1. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,938 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    Got home from work, the 'ol Gray Mare made ne drag out the Festivus Pole tonight so she could get it all polished up fer the BIG DAY tomorrow.
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  2. GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 16, 2011
    1,980 posts
    PA.
    Happy Festivus Hoss....hope she puts that pole to good use....it should be a "multi-purpose" pole...just sayin ;-P :cheese: :lol:
  3. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,938 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    Ayuh, never fear, Gamma, she knows her way around the Festivus Pole.......
    ....... and a happy celebration of whatever sort during the solstice season that you and the subservient member of your household observe during this time of the year to you, too
  4. velvetfoot Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 5, 2005
    4,840 posts
    Sand Lake, NY
    Thanks, and when do the feats of strength commence?
  5. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,938 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    That will be tonight, immediately following the airing of grievances.
  6. rottiman Minister of Fire

    joined: Sep 23, 2009
    1,082 posts
    Ontario Canada
    Yours or Hers?......and does that happen on or around the pole?
  7. PapaDave Minister of Fire

    I've now got this episode stuck in my head for the day.....at least.
    Thanks. :lol:
  8. firefighterjake Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 22, 2008
    13,477 posts
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Festivus . . . the only holiday that is centered around a stripper pole . . . well to me it looks like a stripper pole. ;) :)
  9. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,134 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    To celebrate the solstice we went caroling last night, at a rather unlikely place. Bank of America and Wells Fargo. Father Solstice led the choir. YouTube to follow.
  10. kenny chaos Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 10, 2008
    1,995 posts
    Rochester,ny
    Happy Festivus Hoss-
    I miss Festivus but alas, since the kids have left, the pole sits unpolished in the attic.
    I hear the airing of grievances every night after happy hour starts.
    And there's no more strength for feats.
    Give the Ol Grey Mare a scratch behind 'er left ear for me. She'll know.

    Love-
    Kenny
  11. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,938 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    I just did that, she stopped what she was doin', looked at me kinda surprized, like, fer a minute, and sez, "I didn't know you knew Kenny."
  12. Mrs. Krabappel Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 31, 2010
    1,311 posts
    Blue Ridge Mountains NC
    I always win the feats of strength. And the airing of grievances.


    Where's that video BG ?
  13. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

    joined: May 27, 2008
    3,995 posts
    Ridge, LI, NY
    Hoss, that's priceless :)
  14. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,134 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Editors took a holiday break. It's posted now with Father Solstice leading the choir:


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