Make the ladies swoon!

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by SlyFerret, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. SlyFerret

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  2. Jags

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    Hmmm....most ladies that I know say "you stink like a campfire" - and not in a good way.
     
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    Mrs. Flatbedford loves when I smell like campfire.
     
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    Put them in the stove and leave the door open while plugging the chimney. Guaranteed to give results....
     
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    You're a lucky man.
     
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    I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke ;sick , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. :p)

    They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?" :confused:
     
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    Try adding 1/3 of a creosoted railroad tye. That should get the needed results....................LOL
     
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    They need to make a cologne that smells like money
     
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    ...In many ways.;)
     
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