Make the ladies swoon!

A buddy of mine linked me to this today.

Let 'em know how rugged and handy you are!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/campfire-cologne/

-SF

Mrs. Flatbedford loves when I smell like campfire.

Put them in the stove and leave the door open while plugging the chimney. Guaranteed to give results....

I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. )

They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?"

Try adding 1/3 of a creosoted railroad tye. That should get the needed results....................LOL

They need to make a cologne that smells like money

...In many ways.