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  1. NH_Wood Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 24, 2009
    2,318 posts
    southern NH
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  2. lukem Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 12, 2010
    3,259 posts
    Indiana
    This is obviously a fake. Chuck Norris has no need for a chainsaw to cut down a tree.
  3. Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

    He's obviously stopping the guy from cutting as the protector of the forest. You can tell by the NDN jacket and grizzled appearance, as opposed to the crazed moonshiner look of the dude with the saw.

    He's like a butt kicking Lorax.
  4. smokinj Minister of Fire

    joined: Aug 11, 2008
    15,548 posts
    Anderson, Indiana
    I think even Chuck likes chainsaw and it would appear that one will do just fine!
  5. Ash_403 New Member

    joined: Jun 14, 2011
    97 posts
    Indiana
    That look doesn't seem to menacing at all. Although, it may just be a dream of the guy who was cutting. I'm sure Chuck roundhouse kicked him before he could even grasp what trouble he was truly in.
  6. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    22,199 posts
    Northern Virginia
    Watch closer. You see the guy pop the chain brake.
  7. kenny chaos Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 10, 2008
    1,995 posts
    Rochester,ny

    So it isn't real? :coolsmile:
  8. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,947 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    Oh, no, Kenny, rest assured, IT IS SOOOOO REEEEAAALL IT WILLDESTROYYOURMINDANDALLASSOCIATIATEDPRIVATEANDPERSONALPARTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  9. kenny chaos Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 10, 2008
    1,995 posts
    Rochester,ny
    I knowed a guy who stopped a worm drive skilsaw by pushing it across his thigh.
    People love it and really want to believe it when I tell them it's my sharkbite.
    Do Not Try This At Home. We're professionals. :lol:
    Chaos-
  10. iskiatomic Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 15, 2008
    695 posts
    Central CT
    I hate to tell you this, but pro wrestling is not real as well.


    Sorry, KC
  11. yooperdave Minister of Fire

    joined: Oct 26, 2010
    874 posts
    u.p.
    What? No complaining about the obvious lack of safety gear???
  12. Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

    Good catch on the chain brake!
  13. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,277 posts
    Bend, Oregon
    Yeah, and I bet Chuck wasn't anywhere near the tree when that part of the clip was filmed. Prob'ly down in the caterer's motorhome having a protein shake or something until they called him back up the hill to take hold of the tip of the bar. %-P
  14. Danno77 Minister of Fire

    joined: Oct 27, 2008
    4,751 posts
    Hamilton, IL
    If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself in the head, does it knock him out?

    Think about THAT!
  15. Pallet Pete Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 27, 2011
    3,207 posts
    Ovid MI
    Of course not the aftershock would knock the world out DU !
  16. kenny chaos Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 10, 2008
    1,995 posts
    Rochester,ny
  17. ironpony Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 22, 2010
    1,405 posts
    mid-ohio

    Thats not the chain brake
    it is the anti Chuck cut of his hand thingy

    and being a Stihl it probably bogged down
    and stalled on that cut
  18. wetwood Member

    joined: Dec 3, 2009
    175 posts
    Didn't anyone see the saw rock back just as the chain stopped? Chuck's so fast he jerked on the bar when he grabbed it knocking the chain break back into the guy's fist man! ;-P
  19. Eatonpcat Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 24, 2011
    2,061 posts
    Eaton Township, Ohio
    As a child, Master Kan told Caine he would be ready to leave the temple when he
    could snatch a stone from his hand.

    Chuck a sissy compared to Caine...Carradine was hanging himself to pleasure himself...Now that;s a Tuff guy!! Or is that an IDIOT!! :-S
  20. Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

    "Caine- you fool! You should have used the pot holders"

    -Master Po

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  21. kenny chaos Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 10, 2008
    1,995 posts
    Rochester,ny
    Or welders gloves. :lol:

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