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Not everyone appreciates a decent stack...

Post in 'The Wood Shed' started by JDC1, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. JDC1

    JDC1 Feeling the Heat

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    We have almost 6 acres that is on a golf course. I have about 12 cords stacked neatly behind our barn and about 15 feet from the cart path. I was out today and noticed some trash on the ground at the base of the closest stack to the barn, I went to pick it up and noticed that it was toilet paper and someone had just used my woodpile to leave a pile of their own. It is actually on my seasoned ash(lol).

    We have had issues with guys(and gals) peeing on the tree on the property line and it usually doesn't bug unless my kids are out or they catch me by surprise. This takes the cake, I am glad I wasn't out in the dark or else I would have had poop on more than my ash.

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  2. bogydave

    bogydave Minister of Fire

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  3. JDC1

    JDC1 Feeling the Heat

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  4. bogydave

    bogydave Minister of Fire

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    That would work too.
    More work & not a as much fun as:

    Wildlife trail camera & post the pictures on the bulletin board at the golf course. :eek:

    A motion sensor hooked to a speaker.
    "Take your sh!t elsewhere" LOL :)
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  5. MasterMech

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    Yes, that would be classic!

    I'm curious, public or private course? I do work for a private course and yeah, we have some members that are real masterpieces of stupidity.
  6. Woody Stover

    Woody Stover Minister of Fire

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    Go to the local hardware store and get a "No Pooping" sign.
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    TimJ Minister of Fire

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    I guess your ash is seasoned now
  8. schlot

    schlot Minister of Fire

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    Have you thought about scooping it up, and filling up Hole #2 with it? Maybe get an old toilet and place it over the nearest hole?
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  9. FireBones

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    The trail camera idea takes the cake for me......Imagine the eruption of laughter in the clubhouse when that doozy made its debut.......;lol
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  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    I agree with Schlot I would release it back where it came from, fecal does matter!
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  11. firebroad

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    I guess they don't have toilets on that golf course. People can be such pigs.
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  12. JDC1

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    It's a public course completely surrounded by homes. We usually don't have any issues with the weekday crowd but are on holes 13 and 14 and get some real characters on Saturday afternoons. I have thought about putting using my game cam but haven't yet. I think it is kind of funny but also don't understand how people have no respect for other people's property.
  13. JDC1

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    There is a porta Jon the next hole from us. It is marked on the score card. I can understand an emergency bathroom situation but I would never poop on someone's woodpile or even in their yard. Even when I poop in the woods deer hunting it gets buried.
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    Just the fact that they carry TP with them in the golf bag shows you what kind of person you are dealing with. My plan of attack would be a paintball gun, a treestand, and game cam :)
  15. firebroad

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    PAINTBALL!! Love it.
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    Savages.
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    Deposit it at the 19th hole.
    Might get someone's attention.
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    A simple sign on the backside of the wood pile of "Smile - your on camera" would probably fix the issue.

    But the paintball gun takes the cake.;lol
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  19. TimJ

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    and where might the 19th hole be ?
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    The bar.
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  21. Jack Straw

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    I say that at the end of the year when hearth.com has it's award show...you know the coveted "woodies" that this thread should be nominated as most bizarre or grossest, I am not sure which one!
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  22. JDC1

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    I think it is funny that no one has requested pictures to prove it happened.
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    I avoided playing on weekends whenever possible.
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    I once took every tree out of a guys place because and I quote: " I dont want anyone hiding behind them!" He was a hill billy for sure.......10.00 Motion light will do the trick thats what I use on my wood stacks. Once they go off "Chopper" wants to know why. ;)
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    SmokinJ a picture of the Chopper dog would be a treat

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