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Old people using new technology

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by bogydave, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. bogydave

    bogydave Minister of Fire

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    I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod.
    That's what happens when old people start using technology!
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  2. fossil

    fossil Accidental Moderator Staff Member

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    Woman & her hubbie sitting side by side in a church pew, trying to stay awake through the sermon. She gives him a nudge & whispers, "I just let out a huge but completely silent fart". He replies, "You need a new battery for your hearing aid".
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    An old man had serious hearing problems for a long time. Finally, he went to the doctor and the doctor set him up with good hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
    The elderly gentleman went in for a checkup a month later and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’
    The old dude replied, "Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen. And I’ve changed my will three times!"
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    fossil Accidental Moderator Staff Member

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    ;lol True story...the delightful secretary/receptionist/paralegal/whatever in the office of the attorney who did all my estate planning docs told me that they have clients who call or come in from time to time (some frequently) to change their wills...depending on who pissed them off or pleased them lately.
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    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    Old man goes to the doctor with his wife. The doctor says " I need a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample. " The old mans says "what?" His wife says "give him your underpants!"
  6. swagler85

    swagler85 Minister of Fire

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    Great old people game!
  7. fossil

    fossil Accidental Moderator Staff Member

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    4:15 longer than it needed to be...if it needed "to be" at all. :p

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