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  1. StihlHead Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2011
    1,069 posts
    PNW Cascades
    Just wanted to set the record straight with people that actually think that Twinkies will last forever... and eat them.

    Someone paid $60 for a box of them 2 weeks ago on Ebay.

    Me, I am waiting for that ride in the Mercury. I was living in San Diego when Hale-Bopp came around, and here in Oregon when the Rajnish's had that place in eastern Oregon, and my x-x-x-x-x-x-x-GF wanted me to go visit Jim Jones' place in Guyana when I was with her in Central America. She also wanted me to go to Nicaragua after the government was overthrown there, but I declined on both. I had enough problems in southern Mexico and El Salvador being a gringo and having M-16s shoved in my face.

    Some people do actually get carried away with this stuff. My dad was in NYC when the War of the Worlds was on the radio, and he said people went stark raving mad. Even though it was advertized to be a hoax long in advance. On the flip side I was in Southern California during the Rodney King riots. One minute a guy was dragged from his truck and hit in the head with a garbage disposal on the news, and the next thing they were looting and burning in East San Diego and South Central LA. I bought the majority of my guns after living through that inferno. Things can and do go to absolute shyte in about 20 minutes...
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  2. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,118 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Um, I thought that the ancient Egyptians had already figured this out long before the Mayans. Their civil calendar was based on a 365 day year.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sothic_cycle
  3. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,118 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    We had a package of Twinkies on top of a cabinet at work. It had to be up there for at least 5-7 years. When we moved offices and discovered the Twinkie package it was dusty, but otherwise hard to tell from the product on the grocer's shelf.
  4. Dustin Feeling the Heat

    joined: Sep 3, 2008
    269 posts
    Western Oregon
    My biggest fear, is that tons of people will buy into this and go bat sheet crazy on the 21st.

    Making work very, very busy for me.
  5. firefighterjake Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 22, 2008
    13,473 posts
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Here's one that has been around since 1976 . . . no mold . . . but I don't think I would dare eat it based on the condition.

    http://www.wmtw.com/news/maine/Gold...time/-/8792012/17473566/-/raesj9/-/index.html
  6. firefighterjake Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 22, 2008
    13,473 posts
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Time to make the Purple Kool-Aid!
  7. Jack Straw Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 22, 2008
    2,011 posts
    Schoharie County, N Y
    The world is ending? OK, the following people can kiss my ass.......
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  8. Delta-T Minister of Fire

    joined: Feb 27, 2008
    2,636 posts
    NH
    seems the Mayans have, fairly accurately, predicted the end of The Jersey Shore TV program.....not to shabby for a people who had no TV. Kudos to the Mayans. I'm more worried about the new beginning that follows....what if it signals the rise of "socks and sandals are ok"?? or "you can mix polak dots with plaids"?? Be afraid, be very afraid.
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  9. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,118 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    I might have to go back to Hawaii so that I can dance around a fire on the beach naked.
  10. Gark Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 27, 2007
    701 posts
    SW Michigan
    That date has no meaning to me because I will have returned to K-PAX by then.
  11. Hearth Mistress Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2012
    579 posts
    Point Pleasant, PA (SE PA)
    My husband and I will be celebrating Yule, or the solstice as well!

    I will be making a special dinner- roasted leg of lamb with root vegetables and mincemeat pies. I am the 3rd generation of Wiccans in my family, please don't think anything less of me - It's just another religion, not the stupid stuff seen in movies and on True Blood :) I've always been the "keeper of the fire" hence my avatar and the joys of my wood stove!
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  12. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,149 posts
    Bend, Oregon
    The only people I would think less of are the people who would think less of you because of your beliefs. Hell with them. Enjoy the season...however you choose to celebrate it. Rick
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  13. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,941 posts
    Northern Virginia
    Guy on the radio brought up a good point today. The Mayan long count calendar doesn't have leap years. So by the Gregorian calendar translation the world has already ended. >>
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  14. Hearth Mistress Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2012
    579 posts
    Point Pleasant, PA (SE PA)
    Thanks Rick! Nice quote in your signature too :)

    "Witchcraft & superstition will always prevail over logic & reason"

    I've studied religions out of curiosity and love the traditions and rituals of it all, the why we do what we do and how it all got started just fascinates me. Hum...maybe I should start a new thread on everyone's holiday traditions :)
  15. Dustin Feeling the Heat

    joined: Sep 3, 2008
    269 posts
    Western Oregon
    You sir, made me spit perfectly good beer out in laughter.

    I'm on duty that day. I think i'll take my patrol boat out and float in the middle of the Columbia, far away from the crazies
  16. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,118 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Here we go again. They had a great spot on this topic on our local jazz station today:

  17. StihlHead Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2011
    1,069 posts
    PNW Cascades
    You can go down to Steilacoom and dance nekked on the beach... of course you might be arrested... or freeze to death in this foggy drizzle weather.
  18. StihlHead Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2011
    1,069 posts
    PNW Cascades
    Leg of Lamb? Good eats that. Too bad you are on the other side of the continent from me. My ex-SIL is a Wiccan up in Vermont. I am descended from a witch tried in Fairfield, CT in the 17th century, as well as the judge at that trial, most of the witnesses, and the town clergy. I am also descended from many founding Quakers/Friends in the Bucks, Co. area of PA. We must me shirt-tail cousins. My ex (and her sister) are 8th cousins to me.
  19. webbie Administrator

    joined: Nov 17, 2005
    10,936 posts
    Western Mass.

    No, the real end of the world occurs when Scotty starts believing in the actual facts about the beginning of the world...
    >>

    I thought 12/12 was the day.......here I was already breathing a sigh of relief.
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  20. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,149 posts
    Bend, Oregon
  21. Hearth Mistress Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2012
    579 posts
    Point Pleasant, PA (SE PA)
    Hah! I LIVE in Bucks County, PA and so do my Parents and who's left of my grandparents! We may be related after all :)
  22. Hogwildz Minister of Fire

    Send that wood over here. you can't take it with ya.........................
  23. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,149 posts
    Bend, Oregon
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  24. webbie Administrator

    joined: Nov 17, 2005
    10,936 posts
    Western Mass.
    Reading, Hazelton, Latimer, Warrington, Perkasie....all the stomping grounds of parts of my family before and even now......

    Quakertown is where I got all my stoves in the early days...lots of stove history around there.

    When I lived there I found out they don't call it "Bucks" county for nothing......
    ;)
  25. StihlHead Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 24, 2011
    1,069 posts
    PNW Cascades
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