Vulcan heating technology has recently released a totally new design wood stove /heat pump hybrid heating system, the maker reports up to 99.98% efficiency. Here is an excerpt from their press release, describing how it works. Here at Vulcan heating technology world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of heating products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of a heating system that would not only provide inverse reactive gamma radiation for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an heating system comprised of duel baloneyium infused catalysts , Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Microsoft Software. Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance. The original heating system had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings ran in a direct line with the panametric fan. The line-up consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzul vanes so fitted to the ambaphascient lunar wain shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-odeltoid type placed in panendurmic semi-bulloid slots of the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremmy pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up-end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent square motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with the drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The heating system has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of Milford trunnions. It's available soon, wherever Vulcan heating technology products are being sold. Sound great, I am going to order one.