So a few days I’m ago driving along a road near my house and I see orange tape tied around several large trees and I says to myself “I wonder if da gonna to cut dem trees?” then proceeds to forget all about it. Yesterday I’m on the same road and there’s a tree service contracted by the state to cut and trim all the marked trees. I stop and ask: “What you boys gonna do with dat wood?” Man say: “We gonna take it to da dump.” I say “I’m closer dan da dump and it’s free to dump at my place.” Man says “I’ll ask da boss.” Boss come over and he ask “How much wood ya want?” I say “I’ll take all ya wanna give me.” Next thing I know is I’ve got a mountain of wood. 3 truck loads so far; one load of gigantic silver and red maple logs and 2 loads gigantic of oak! Some of it is rotten in the center but most is good. I have 2 problems: 1. How will I handle the gigantic stuff? 2. Will I live long enough to process it all?!? All in all it cost me $25 to da boss and $30 worth of Bud for da crew. Da'd give it to me fur nunnon but dat ain't right!