my wife and I were down in the basement, standing around the pellet stove, talking about what a great investment this has been for us, when I realized I kept hearing a noise. At first I didn't pay much attention to it, but soon it occurred to me it was the sound of the basement door opening and shutting. Thinking I'd left the door open I walked around the corner just in time to catch a glimpse of someone walking away with a bag of pellets under his arm. He must have been at it for a while because my stack of pellet bags was almost gone! I ran out and caught up with him just as he was tossing them on to the back of a truck with the word WOOD PELLETS on the side ." WHAT THE @#$% DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING," I said. He replies," hello sir, I'm just here to pick up your pellets"." What do you mean pick up my pellets," says I. "O yes sir, I have a pickup order right here" says he, showing me a printed order form. I looked at it and said to him" in the first place I've never heard of anyone picking up pellets, and in the second place you've got the wrong address!". "O gosh sir" he said" your right, but we do pickups as well as deliveries, I should just be doing this down the street". I told him he better get those pellets back in the basement before I called the cops. Apologizing again, he lugged them back in the basement while I stood by the truck making sure he unloaded every bag. When he was done and driving off I walked back to the basement thinking what a crazy day I was having, when I saw what he had done. Instead of re stacking the bags, he set each one on the floor, upright, one after the other, like a long row of domino's. I was standing there, not quite believing what I was seeing, mumbling what I'd do to him if I ever saw him again, when I started to shake. A little at first, then more and more violently. The next thing I remember is my wife saying " wake up honey, you're having a bad dream.
If anyone had told me a year ago, I would have dreams about pellets, I would have told them they were crazy. I guess what ever this obsession, compulsion thing is that people have with pellets and pellet stoves, I have it bad.
P.S.
Would you think me too paranoid if I said my pellets are now stored in a undisclosed, secure location
LOL
JB
If anyone had told me a year ago, I would have dreams about pellets, I would have told them they were crazy. I guess what ever this obsession, compulsion thing is that people have with pellets and pellet stoves, I have it bad.
P.S.
Would you think me too paranoid if I said my pellets are now stored in a undisclosed, secure location
LOL
JB
