McGyver?? you made no mention of paper clips, duct tape, chewing gum, or repurposed steel tube stock.....therefore non-Mcgyver solution. Now, if you had the sweet Richard Dean Anderson Mullet, I would give you special exception.....but you dont. Best you're gonna get is "Handyman" rating on that one my friend. Had you given instructions on converting a harvester into a tank...I'd give you "A-Team".