In the middle of last night, somebody pulled off the road into my driveway and filled the trunk of their car with about $10 worth of my firewood from my display. I am actually surprised, and at the same time a little bit relieved, because I expected this to happen a long time ago. I'm not mad about it, I give away 100 times that amount every year. Quite the opposite of mad actually. I'm excited! This could be fun. If it happens again, then the game is on. For five minutes worth of cutting, splitting, and hauling a few pieces of firewood, I am anticipating a great game of cat and mouse. My display of firewood out by the road will be the bait for the rattrap! BRING IT ON LOWLIFE! I'm ready to play.