Stuff Never Heard on Hearth.com

[bob95065]

The reason I burn wood is I love the way eucalyptus splinters feel under my fingernail.

Background: I was reading this post just now and got up to put a log on the fire. I picked up a eucalyptus log and got a splinter under the nail. Ouch.

 

[Big Dan]

I'm not calling you retarded I'm just saying you should stick with oil heat.

 

[daleeper]

My wife just loves the looks of that BK King stove.

 

[Sprinter]

Begreen told me to stay away from those awful PE stoves.

 

[Dix]

"Some one, please tell Dix to quite posting about Sistah's, and standing up for the "my wife/SO won't run the stove, and how do I train her" threads."

Turn this thing around, I will not go quietly, to qoute Don Henley.

*And yes, I looked for a video, and can't find one*

 

[jqgs214]

Don't bother doing a search for the info you need. No one here knows what they are talking about anyway!

 

[Ashful]

Don't bother doing a search for the info you need. No one here knows what they are talking about anyway!

or similarly... "DRTFM."

 

[DevilsBrew]

"Wow. Look at my long nails." That's for the chicks...here is another one...
"What is an ash stain?"

 

[Enzo's Dad]

I just can find any good use for all of these free wood pallets on craigslist.