I was just hoping to get a hydraulic splitter & a wood shed for next year. I think you mixed "lazy" up with "efficient". What you're planning is not for the lazy. You'd just like to have more time to relax. I bet you just cut more wood & spend the same amount of time in the woods cause you like it. You're gonna be "SPOILED" LUCKY GUY, Post a video of the set-up when you get it going. Sounds impressive. Be fun to watch.