I am by no means averse to seeing the natural beauties of W.Va., esp., if "sonny the split beast" ends up going to college in the general Virginia area. I applaud your ingenuity with the rockin' roof. I am presently was looking for a ball of twine I misplaced in the last cleanup, to tie to a couple of empty water bottles re-filled with water — before Mayor Bloomberg bans them — to loop to the tarp eyelets. Until I saw this —> which is even better. The handles on the gallon jugs and the extra weight should be a vast improvement.