What do you do with a million bottles of beer...

If they are empty, sign up for a liver transplant.

You take one down, you pass it around, 999,999 bottles of beer on the wall. You take on down, you pass it around, 999,998 bottles of beer on the wall. You take on down, you pass it around, 999,997 bottles of beer on the wall. You take on down, you pass it around, 999,996 bottles of beer on the wall. You take on down, you pass it around, 999,995 bottles of beer on the wall. You take on down, you pass it around, 999,994 bottles of beer on the wall. You take one down...

While not quite as fancy, there's a bottle house right near where i grew up. I never really saw the appeal.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Makinen_Bottle_House

Must of been a whole lotta peeing.....peeking?