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Who gets the last laugh now you stupid gum tree? Haha!

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  1. wahoowad

    wahoowad Minister of Fire

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    Last season I learned the hard way how to identify a gum tree and just how hard and stringy it is to split. Well, it pissed me off awhile back while splitting but is burning hot and bright tonight!

    First cold, rainy night here in Virginia, cranked her up for the first time and a good ball game on TV. I've been waiting 8 months to give a little payback to those nasty gum splits!

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  2. titan

    titan Minister of Fire

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    Just for dirt,when you empty those ashes,take a leak on the pile.
  3. johnsopi

    johnsopi Minister of Fire

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    I have a lot of Sweet Gum waiting for pay back time.
  4. Corie

    Corie Minister of Fire

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    You've been burning too Wahoo? Good deal, I'm not the only loon in VA with a fire burning.


    Oh and SHOW THAT GUM WHO RUNS THIS SHOW! haha
  5. wahoowad

    wahoowad Minister of Fire

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    Yeah, Corie, click-clack. I got my first burn on last night. The warmth put me to sleep the last 5 minutes of the Boston College - VT game so I missed the incredible come-from-behind win by BC. Darn.

    This gum tried it's best to avoid my stove, all year it acted like it was gonna stay wet on my drying racks, even grew some elephant ear sized fungus out the ends from all the humidity it absorbed this summer. I couldn't even knock the fungus off it was so tough. Can't wait to burn the rest of it.
  6. Eric Johnson

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    'Tis the season for revenge.
  7. titan

    titan Minister of Fire

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    "Revenge is a dish best served cold."--Another myth shot to hell by the wood-fuelled thinktank known as Hearth.com!
  8. JustWood

    JustWood Minister of Fire

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    I've got about 150 cord of sweet gum slabwood dried about 16 months right now in the yard ready to sell once we get that far back in the pile. Have never burned any , just might try some this year.
  9. backpack09

    backpack09 Minister of Fire

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    You were watching bc-vt? You do know there was a certain redsox game on last night :)
  10. wahoowad

    wahoowad Minister of Fire

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    Dear Mr. Gum Tree,

    Who's laughing now? 3 years of seasoning is enough - your time has come. Stacked by the back door, like a death row inmate marveling at the beauty of seeing your last snowfall. You may be light, you may burn fast, but burn you will.
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    tcassavaugh Minister of Fire

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    got alot of gum here too....would rathre sell thim for logs...if they are worth antthing. nice, straight, tall anf about 24-30 inches across the stump. would be hell to split by hand.

    cass
  12. backpack09

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    ... Its a post resurrection....

    This post has been dead for over 2 years...
  13. Danno77

    Danno77 Minister of Fire

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    lol, but resurrected by the OP, so it's ok.

    I just wanna know if he actually pissed on the gum tree's ashes like suggested. when I read that I 'bout shot coffee out my nose.
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