Saturday I answered an ad in the local paper, guy selling oak, split and delivered. The lady tells me it was split in the spring. Everything I've read here tells me it's not going to be ready this winter but I agree and she says her husband will call to arrange delivery. I figure it'll be ready next year so what the hell. He just calls me, I ask him how long it's been split for, "we'll split it before we deliver it", "but you do know it's not dry yet?", "(patronizing laugh) well I don't know where you heard that but it's pretty dry"
"I think I'll pass"
"I think I'll pass"
