Woke up this morning to a cold rain and a pickup truck backed into my driveway. Hurriedly got dressed, went out, saw my upstairs burn stack uncovered and someone taking an armload of wood to the pickup. Caught in the act and easily a foot shorter than I, he dropped them on the spot, gave me his story (his brother told him to do it), and started putting the wood back, apologizing every step of the way. He had taken about 1/4 cord, and put it all back. I took the truck license number and haven't decided whether to call the cops or not. What a way to start the day.