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Woodgun underground

Post in 'The Boiler Room - Wood Boilers and Furnaces' started by mikefrommaine, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. So how does this work. Is it a private conversation here in hearth.com? Is it a continuation of the 'thinking woodgun thread'? Or do you meet in person? Secret handshake... Do you have a dartboard with Fred's avatar on it.

    Most importantly how can I join. I will renounce all loyalty to my BMW, please I just want in.

    Have you captured video of the gremlins doing their thing?
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  2. CTFIRE

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    Leave your house now and walk 2 miles northwest. You will find a stump. Remove your shoes and socks and stand on the stump. At such time we are assured you were not followed we will approach with further instructions.

    this message will self destruct in 60 seconds
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  3. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    We have a secret wood split method to identify members.
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    Posted at 11:51.....
  5. I thought you didn't have to split wood to burn in a woodgun.

    Man I have so much to learn :)
  6. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    Yeah, neither did I and then we find out Mike is breaking his log splitter over a crotch that would EASILY burn in his WG. For shame.
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  7. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    No sense of humor with those Tarm guys...

    :p
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  8. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    The underground is like the Illuminati. We don't believe physics like they don't believe religion.
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  9. CTFIRE

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    AC - How long will they stay out in the woods on the stump before they realize we aren't coming? My next thread is going to invite them to the Woodgun Owners Snipe Hunt. I think Gas is hosting this year right?
  10. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    I thought the rule was we watch for at least 24 hours of dedication through 1 period of snow before we approach? Anything less and they are members of the EKO underground.
  11. Well you can joke, ridicule and deny your existence all you want. But I will infiltrate your underground.
    When you least expect it. Days, weeks even months from now I will expose your secrets.

    I suspect it will be fairly easy. Ill just start a new account and post as a frustrated new woodgun owner who has a cold, smoke filled house with a water logged cyclone. I'm sure one of your members will reach out to help.
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  12. CTFIRE

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    Mike - Is ok to admit you want to sit with the cool kids. We get it. No need to get a fake account. you know deep down in your heart of hearts you want the wood gun. Acceptance is the first part.
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  13. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    Oh, so you'd be Fred?
  14. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    Thank you for permission to joke. No one is ridiculing, well at least I am not. I also don't deny or confirm any existence...no reason to. Would it even matter? Is it illegal for like-minded individuals to come together and bullshiite? I don't think so, in fact, I am pretty sure that is why hearth.com exists in the first place...

    My house has never been warmer heating with my Wood Gun. I have no more smoke in my house than I have ever had with burning my wood stove and oil burner. Sure, I experienced wet ashes. Small price to pay for oil independence.

    ac
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    Oh dear, 1st rule of WG Undergound broken again::P
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  16. I see acknowledgement of the underground has been 'edited' out of the above posts. Interesting.
  17. avc8130

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    The conspiracy continues.

    I heard Dan Brown is working on a novel based on the WGU.
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    Hmmm sounds hauntingly like Captain William Morgan, and we know what happened to him ......... ;)
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    Ahh all you woodgunners think that your gods gift to gasification.
  20. avc8130

    avc8130 Minister of Fire

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    I'm stealing that.
  21. CTFIRE

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    I added it to my signature
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    God. Gremlins. Same difference.
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    MAN HOW THE HECK DID I MISS THIS!

    I laughed so much I think I wet my ash pan and blew smoke out of my intake pipe.
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  24. So did the underground alert you to this threads existence?
  25. infinitymike

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    Underground? What underground? Who are you? And what have you done with Gasifier?
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