Word to the wise

Post in 'The Gear' started by Butcher, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. Butcher

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    Sthil has a redo on thier operating instructions.
    On page 14 this is not how to start your new saw.
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  2. nate379

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    I bet the dawgs jammed in his man bits feels real good!
     
  3. StihlHead

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    That will take care of your junk in a hurry!

    Of course, he may actually have the chain brake set... or maybe not... Murphy's Law always applies!
     
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    Why do guys cringe but then laugh hysterically when another guy gets hurt? I do it all the time.
    Had a friend perform the most spectacular endo on his KTM. Destroyed his shoulder and bent everything up on the front end.
    I was laughing so hard when I found him rolling around on the ground that I almost dropped my bike.
    What's that about?!?
     
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  5. MasterMech

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    That's an awful lot of effort to get a 017/018/MS170/MS180 started.
     
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  6. ScotO

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    "stupid is as stupid does......" - Forrest Gump
     
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    Doesn't he realize that you use a stump grinder for that, not a chainsaw....sheeesh:rolleyes:
     
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    I love to watch pros at work.
     
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  10. StihlHead

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    Well, after thinking about this guy's method for starting saws for the past few days, I think there might just be a benefit to his technique of pre-warming the bar that way! Or as they say in the EU, the blade. A nicely warmed B&C would likely be less of a shock slicing through the most tender of tissue, compared to cold steel ;)

    Also there is obviously a need for a new product in the wood processing industry: kevlar jock chaps! I can see it now, using the OP photo to get funding for my jock chaps company on the TV show, Shark Tank.
     
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    I can see it now.
    As seen on T.V.
    Kevlar undies by Ron Popeal. Just in time for Christmas. Start it and forget it.
     
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    Hey , as long as the chain brake is set..................
     
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  13. WellSeasoned

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    Oh my!
     
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    The stupid shall be punished. Hopefully this idiot removed himself from the gene pool.
     
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    I am guessing this led to a divorce and new line of work in a wheelchair. :rolleyes:

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