Yet another Craigslist Idiot

This guy isn't charging. I sent him an email telling him that he's a fool for not charging people for his premium firewood.
All those power line sure look like fun.

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/zip/2631736467.html

My goodness, I was just about to stop looking then I see this buyer...
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/grd/2636158490.html

I need 10-15 cord of GOOD SEASONED hardwood delivered with Diameters of up to 12 inches ok.If you do not have well seasoned do not reply..If you want more than $75.00 do not reply.If you meet the above criteria give me a call 716-445-0259

Good seasoned, with diameter of 12"?

When you get there to check out the 12 oak trees, they end up being 12 dead pine trees in a swamp.

I wonder if he's had any takers?

great analogy

Thanks, that was the one I used in the e-mail I sent the guy. I probably should learn to MYOB a bit more, but some people need to get a clue.

I just sent him this........


Hi,

I just got a really big chainsaw from a friend and am learning the tree cutting business. I'd be willing to come out and "give it a shot" at felling your trees. I don't have insurance yet (it is really expensive, no wonder real tree service charge money to take down trees hahaha). I'll be pretty neat about things and clean everything up (but I don't have construction skills, so if something like your house gets damaged, I can't fix it!).

Anyway, if you'd like to give me the opportunity, I'd love to come out and let the chips fly!

Oh, one other thing, do you have a pretty good homeowner's insurance policy? Just wondering.

Fred

Did you hear back from the guy?

Just sent it. If I do, I'll post this assclowns response.

Hitten steel...

That was very funny. Great response.

I actually responded to this guy. I simply said "you're an idiot" his response was classic "takes one to know one"

:lol: Perfect.

Now that's funny!

Are the leaves falling on Cape Cod yet? They sure are in NJ. I want to put up a web site for j@ck@$$ses like this....list out what it really costs to cut down and process trees. A chipper than can run $70K, saws at $1K each, a chip truck at $40K, climbing harnesses, a log splitter, commercial space to store your equipment, insurance, salaries, gas, diesel etc etc etc. We could just send these mucking forons a link so they could see how stupid they are. Or, we could create a website, "jackassesofcraigslist".....people selling trees, dumb@$$ses looking for outrageous dollars for old junk, etc etc etc. I know times are tough, but it seems like the stupid quotient is off the charts these days.

Irene gave the leaves a lttle head start up here.