You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...

Post in 'The Pellet Mill - Pellet and Multifuel Stoves' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.

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    If you know what brand of pellets a particular stand of trees would be, if it was turned into pellets.
     
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    Or, what brand of pellets a container of dirty demolition and/or used pallets would be! It happens!
     
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    If you cock and lock your Glock when a white van drives by.
     
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    If you can read the braille from the little air holes on the bag.
     
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    When you routinely go for lil rides in a old van with a few other pigs and a smelly old bear.
     
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    Blue .....
     
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    bring it on baby, security is enabled, dogs are hungry and the 50 cal is in the turret locked and loaded.............
     
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    Better have some really good ammo in the pop gun ironpony, Pete has upgraded the armor on the "van".
     
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    Have an A-10 Warthog (tank Killer) on standby, out of Rickenbacker, about 4 minutes away
     
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    That sounds dirty.....
     
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    ...if you can throw a 40# bag like its nobody's business.

    I personally await the inclusion of "the pellet bag toss" in the Olympic Games....if they do it by weight class, like boxing or wraslting I'm a shoe in for a gold in the 160-169 lb division. I also do an excellent interview with Bob Costas....leave him speachless and looking confused.
     
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    And if they are actually pellets, You force the driver to pull over and attempt a bribe so you can get them dropped in your yard! I wonder if this is how OMV got his? ;hm
     
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    You know you are a real pellet burner if ...

    you know how to spell HARMAN!!!
     
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    Isn't that spell Harmin?
     
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    You were just sittin' there waiting for me weren't ya?
     
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    Well now that I'm not getting 25 PM's a day from OMV, I kinda have some extra time on my hands! ;em

    ::-) :p
     
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    When you have the wife trained so well that when you are away deer hunting she knows her 40 cal. isn't only for her own personal protection , but also for the protection of the pellet stash! 'Love that woman! :cool:
     
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    ....when you walk into a horse barn, notice that they are using pellets for bedding and leave with a shopping bag full..."just to see how they burn"
    (Found out later they were NEWP's)
     
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    You like to dust your pellets so you can huff them without sneezing.
     
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    You freakuently' open the hopper just to comb your fingers through them..
     
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    If you spill a small amount of pellets from a bag in the garage your on your hands and knees picking up every last one and toss them into the stove
     
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    .... You spend your Birthday money buying pellets "Just in case"
     
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    You can disassemble, clean, and reassemble your stove blindfolded and with one hand tied behind your back! ;lol
     
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