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You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...

Post in 'The Pellet Mill - Pellet and Multifuel Stoves' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. Cleetussnow

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    If you know what brand of pellets a particular stand of trees would be, if it was turned into pellets.

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  2. CT Pellet

    CT Pellet Minister of Fire

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    Or, what brand of pellets a container of dirty demolition and/or used pallets would be! It happens!
  3. khenault

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    If you cock and lock your Glock when a white van drives by.
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  4. JHASS

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    If you can read the braille from the little air holes on the bag.
  5. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    When you routinely go for lil rides in a old van with a few other pigs and a smelly old bear.
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    SmokeyTheBear Minister of Fire

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    Blue .....
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    bring it on baby, security is enabled, dogs are hungry and the 50 cal is in the turret locked and loaded.............
  8. SmokeyTheBear

    SmokeyTheBear Minister of Fire

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    Better have some really good ammo in the pop gun ironpony, Pete has upgraded the armor on the "van".
  9. ironpony

    ironpony Minister of Fire

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    Have an A-10 Warthog (tank Killer) on standby, out of Rickenbacker, about 4 minutes away
  10. Shaw520

    Shaw520 Feeling the Heat

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  11. SXIPro

    SXIPro Feeling the Heat

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    That sounds dirty.....
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  12. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    ...if you can throw a 40# bag like its nobody's business.

    I personally await the inclusion of "the pellet bag toss" in the Olympic Games....if they do it by weight class, like boxing or wraslting I'm a shoe in for a gold in the 160-169 lb division. I also do an excellent interview with Bob Costas....leave him speachless and looking confused.
  13. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    And if they are actually pellets, You force the driver to pull over and attempt a bribe so you can get them dropped in your yard! I wonder if this is how OMV got his? ;hm
  14. Harman Lover 007

    Harman Lover 007 Minister of Fire

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    You know you are a real pellet burner if ...

    you know how to spell HARMAN!!!
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  15. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Isn't that spell Harmin?
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  16. Harman Lover 007

    Harman Lover 007 Minister of Fire

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    You were just sittin' there waiting for me weren't ya?
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  17. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Well now that I'm not getting 25 PM's a day from OMV, I kinda have some extra time on my hands! ;em

    ::-) :p
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  18. gymrat0663

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    When you have the wife trained so well that when you are away deer hunting she knows her 40 cal. isn't only for her own personal protection , but also for the protection of the pellet stash! 'Love that woman! :cool:
  19. ChandlerR

    ChandlerR Minister of Fire

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    ....when you walk into a horse barn, notice that they are using pellets for bedding and leave with a shopping bag full..."just to see how they burn"
    (Found out later they were NEWP's)
  20. Cleetussnow

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    You like to dust your pellets so you can huff them without sneezing.
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    smalltown Minister of Fire

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  22. Shaw520

    Shaw520 Feeling the Heat

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    You freakuently' open the hopper just to comb your fingers through them..
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  23. smalltown

    smalltown Minister of Fire

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    If you spill a small amount of pellets from a bag in the garage your on your hands and knees picking up every last one and toss them into the stove
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  24. alan323

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    .... You spend your Birthday money buying pellets "Just in case"
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  25. SteveB

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    You can disassemble, clean, and reassemble your stove blindfolded and with one hand tied behind your back! ;lol
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