You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

BrotherBart Posted By BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012 at 10:26 PM

  1. BrotherBart

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    My annual thread and a little late this season. I am out of originals so...

    ...if at a wine tasting you say that the Cabernet is oakey with just a hint of creosote".

    Go for it.
     
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  2. KaptJaq

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    You are a real wood burner if at the wine tasting you ask "Are the barrels really oak and what do they do with them after they are emptied? "

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  3. MnDave

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    ;lol !!!!!
     
  4. MnDave

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    You know you are a real woodburner if you pull out your moisture meter at someone elses party.
     
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  6. MnDave

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    You know you are a real wood burner if you tell your party guests to save the martini toothpicks because you glue them together to make firestarters.
     
  7. MnDave

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    You know you are a real wood burner if..

    you check every day to see if your neighbors elm is starting to get yellow leaves.
     
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    You know you are a real wood burner if you...
    rubber neck every time you pass the utility company doing right-of-way maintenance.
     
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  9. BrotherBart

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    ... if you don't have hair on the back of your hands from November till May.
     
  10. webby3650

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    Or, if you have 3 woodstoves in the house. Better yet, if you can see all the stoves from any spot in the house. Maybe I have a problem ;lol
     
  11. MnDave

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    You know you are a woodburner if...

    Your log splitter runs on a big-block chevy.
     
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  12. Wildo

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    You know you are a woodburner if your wife says " you just can't stop cutting trees down can you"........................................................... :eek:
     
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    if you hide when your neighbor wants help cutting down his willow.
     
  14. MnDave

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    if you "ambulance chase" the tree services in your town.
     
  15. Wildo

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    You Know you are a woodburner if you happen to fire up your chainsaw for fun in the garage when you see your neighbor eyeing up his Willow.



    Oops sorry guess this belongs in tha you might be a woodcutter post.:(
     
  16. MnDave

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    if you have to open your bedroom windows in February.
     
  17. MnDave

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    I like your twist on that one. ;lol
     
  18. Wildo

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    You know you come from a family of woodburners when you get the house upta 83 cuz your mother is coming to babysit... She walks in and says "Ooh its nice in here" as you go out the door panting.
     
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    When you are outside and smell smoke, you begin to sniff the air like a bloodhound to find out who's else burning.
     
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    When you lounge around in shorts drinking ice-cold Mojitos in the middle of winter b/c it's 78deg inside your home...(slurp) ==c
     
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    You get whiplash checking out potential wood scores on the side of the highway.
     
  22. Wildo

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    If you drive by a log yard and say "jeez honey ther's a warm week right there"
     
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    God I'm sick and she agrees.
     
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    If even after having one in two consecutive years you think hurricanes have their good points.
     
  25. dafattkidd

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    You know you're a woodburner if you find yourself asking strangers how they heat their houses, just in hopes that they'll return the question so you can talk about your stove.
     
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