You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

You know you're a woodburner if every house you walk in you're eyeballing a prime location for a woodstove.

if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.

If your wife says how much wood do we really need ? and you say "I'll have a better idea in June"

With lust in your eyes

if you can look at a fire and guess the stovepipe/stovetop temp within 50 F.

You say "WOW thats a neat stack".

And you're out to find out who the poor SOB is that's burning green wood.

You know you're a wood burner if....

..... you bought a pickup truck to save on fuel.

I can't believe how many of these apply to me.

So... you know you are a woodburner if you are up at 4am, every Saturday morning, trolling the free section of Craigslist for wood.

You know your wood burner when processing wood is fun.

You know your a wood burner when you talk about your set up and your friends look at you like your crazy.

You know your a wood burner when Hearth.com is at the top of all your searches.

Been there lol

You know your a wood burner when the Gas meter reader guy is shaking his head as he walks away.

To be wined and dined to remove some trees

You know your a die hard wood burner when you got Hearth.com on your smart phone.

This isnt me but there was one guy on here said he did this:

You know your a die hard wood burner when you set up a web cam so at work you can check in to see how the fire is burning.

You know your a wood burner when the tree service guy takes a look at your stacks and declares that you are ready for the Armageddon

You start laughing at your laptop and your wife says "Are you reading that wood stove forum again?? [eye roll] "

You leave a flashlight by the back door for those midnight trips to check if you are getting smoke out of the chimney.

If you take the tree down christmas morning with a beer and a chainsaw in the living room in front of the kids and stuff it decorations lights and all in the stove !

Pete

When you move the "New" patio furniture out to the wood pile. And can't understand why the OL beaches?