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Post in 'The Hearth Room - Wood Stoves and Fireplaces' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. dafattkidd

    dafattkidd Minister of Fire

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    You know you're a woodburner if every house you walk in you're eyeballing a prime location for a woodstove.
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  2. MnDave

    MnDave Guest

    if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.
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  3. Wildo

    Wildo Feeling the Heat

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    If your wife says how much wood do we really need ? and you say "I'll have a better idea in June"
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  4. Wildo

    Wildo Feeling the Heat

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    With lust in your eyes
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  5. MnDave

    MnDave Guest

    if you can look at a fire and guess the stovepipe/stovetop temp within 50 F.
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  6. Billybonfire

    Billybonfire Feeling the Heat

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    You say "WOW thats a neat stack".
  7. MasterMech

    MasterMech Guest

    And you're out to find out who the poor SOB is that's burning green wood.
  8. MasterMech

    MasterMech Guest

    You know you're a wood burner if....

    ..... you bought a pickup truck to save on fuel. ==c
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  9. rkshed

    rkshed Feeling the Heat

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    I can't believe how many of these apply to me.

    So... you know you are a woodburner if you are up at 4am, every Saturday morning, trolling the free section of Craigslist for wood.
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  10. etiger2007

    etiger2007 Minister of Fire

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    You know your wood burner when processing wood is fun.
  11. etiger2007

    etiger2007 Minister of Fire

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    You know your a wood burner when you talk about your set up and your friends look at you like your crazy.
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  12. etiger2007

    etiger2007 Minister of Fire

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    You know your a wood burner when Hearth.com is at the top of all your searches.
  13. etiger2007

    etiger2007 Minister of Fire

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    Been there lol
  14. etiger2007

    etiger2007 Minister of Fire

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    You know your a wood burner when the Gas meter reader guy is shaking his head as he walks away.
  15. blades

    blades Minister of Fire

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    To be wined and dined to remove some trees
  16. Huntindog1

    Huntindog1 Minister of Fire

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    You know your a die hard wood burner when you got Hearth.com on your smart phone.
  17. Huntindog1

    Huntindog1 Minister of Fire

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    This isnt me but there was one guy on here said he did this:

    You know your a die hard wood burner when you set up a web cam so at work you can check in to see how the fire is burning.
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  18. Got Wood

    Got Wood Minister of Fire

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    You know your a wood burner when the tree service guy takes a look at your stacks and declares that you are ready for the Armageddon
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  19. jharkin

    jharkin Minister of Fire

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    You start laughing at your laptop and your wife says "Are you reading that wood stove forum again?? [eye roll] "
  20. jharkin

    jharkin Minister of Fire

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    You leave a flashlight by the back door for those midnight trips to check if you are getting smoke out of the chimney.
  21. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete Guest

    If you take the tree down christmas morning with a beer and a chainsaw in the living room in front of the kids and stuff it decorations lights and all in the stove !

    Pete
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  22. Monkey Wrench

    Monkey Wrench Feeling the Heat

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    When you move the "New" patio furniture out to the wood pile. And can't understand why the OL beaches?
  23. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    ...When the propane company threatens to take their 500 gallon tank back.
  24. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    ...When on a wood id thread you tell the OP to "taste" the split.
  25. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    ...When you have over 9000 posts on the worlds largest wood burning site._g

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