Fun with Craigslist

[jc64]

Found this on another forum I am on. Thought I share.
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Lets see what you all come up with.

1) Go to Craigslist

2) Go to your current city

3) Go to the "FREE" section

4) The Fifth item down is your weapon
against the zombie horde

Mine is 'Patio concrete chunks.'

jc

ps: One of the guys got a butterfly net. Haha

 

[begreen]

Looks like I'm going to be defending our homestead from a funky vintage chartreuse striped rocking armchair

Well maybe from the garage, cuz this ain't making its way into the house unless Archie Bunker or Frazer's dad is moving in. Duct tape patching is optional.

 

[MasterMech]

Looks like I have some work to do before this one can be weaponized.......

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/zip/3240469340.html

Edit:

Firewood that I gotta cut down, clean-up, and haul off for free. Figures.

Maybe I can hit'em with the falling tree. Or use the saw.

 

[Jack Straw]

I got a piano, I figure my singing would keep most zombies away!!

 

[hossthehermit]

A large homemade bar on wheels, that'll work............
http://maine.craigslist.org/zip/3240188225.html

 

[bioman]

Looks like I'll be throwing free dirt at em !

 

[Eatonpcat]

Plastic flower pots...Better take cover!

 

[ironpony]

A faux leather couch, put them to sleep I guess

 

[firefighterjake]

Two junk metal lawn mowers . . . hmmm . . . maybe if I can get them fixed up with the spinning blades of death. If not I can remove the blades and use them as crude machetes and turn the rest of the mower into shrapnel perhaps . . . while Hoss distracts the zombies by pouring them drinks with his home-made bar on wheels.

 

[lukem]

I see some potential here:

http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/zip/3237436225.html

Killing is his binnus....and binnus is gooood.

 

[Cross Cut Saw]

I'm armed and dangerous with my Metal File Cabinet, BRING IT ZOMBIE SCUM!

 

[pen]

Watch your step! I'm armed with "clean used motor oil!"

I had to double check my counting, I almost had to use "adorable playful kittens"

pen

 

[daveswoodhauler]

I'm going to fight the zombies with a broken pencil sharpener......BRING IT ON!!

http://worcester.craigslist.org/zip/3219580988.html

 

[smoke show]

FREE - 3 scrap TVs

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Free firewood...you cut down the three trees and you get to keep the wood...lol

 

[jeromehdmc]

Free dug up violets here.
They may look pretty but they are zombie killin machines.

 

[BrotherBart]

Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Sucks up zombies I guess.

Up. I said up.

 

[begreen]

Looks like I'm going to be defending our homestead from a funky vintage chartreuse striped rocking armchair

Well maybe from the garage, cuz this ain't making its way into the house unless Archie Bunker or Frazer's dad is moving in. Duct tape patching is optional.

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I figured this thing out. It has a secret weapon that is guaranteed to work against zombies. The chair has a lifetime of OMFs stored in it. This thing is lethal I tell ya. I just have lure them in to sit in it and the chair will take over.

 

[DAKSY]

I gotta beat em away with two "nice" sets of left-handed golf clubs...9-Iron oughta work if there's a Tiger Woods Zombie...

 

[fossil]

Girls and Womens clothes. Yesiree, when I deck myself out in my new ensemble, ain't no Zombie I won't be able to seduce and lure to its demise.

 

[n3pro]

ha ha! Zombie don't stand a chance!

27 Inch RCA COLORTRAK 2000 Digital Control TV. Exellent condition, works well.
PICK UP ONLY. HEAVY

http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/zip/3242428601.html

 

[aussiedog3]

I'm good, got myself a big 'ol dog, half black lab, half sharpei! Ye Haw! He is kinda cute. Too bad I don't need another dog.
Beware Zombie Hoard

 

[Danno77]

that's funny right there... (Two Rhode Island Red Roosters)

 

[jeromehdmc]

I checked again this morning and guess what...
USED FLUIDS (Hillsdale lake)


Thankfully it's just mostly used motor oil. Burn Zombie burn.

 

[Pallet Pete]

A FOUR PERSON HOT TUB YEEESSSSSS this is gonna be amazing ! I get to befriend zombies them bash them over the head with a hot tub ! Muwahahaha