Make the ladies swoon!

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Mrs. Flatbedford loves when I smell like campfire.
 
Put them in the stove and leave the door open while plugging the chimney. Guaranteed to give results....
 
Let 'em know how rugged and handy you are!

I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke ;sick , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. :p)

They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?" :confused:
 
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I've tried diesel fuel, gasoline, LP, 2 stroke pre-mix (various varieties and strengths), gear oil, antifreeze, auto trans fluid, carburetor cleaner, green wood smoke ;sick , seasoned wood smoke (of many species!) and I still can't find that perfect scent that drives the ladies wild. (In a good way. :p)

They usually just hold their nose and ask "Can you fix my _____?" :confused:
Try adding 1/3 of a creosoted railroad tye. That should get the needed results....................LOL
 
They need to make a cologne that smells like money
 
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