I've been laughing lately at Chuck Norris Jokes, so here are a couple from WoodButcher
1. Chuck Norris needs no splitting tools, he just roundhouse kicks his wood into perfectly sized splits.
2. Chuck Norris showed up for an episode of Axe Men with no equipment. When asked why, he stated that his beard can out cut an army of STHIL chainsaws. He then preceded to roundhouse kick everyone for even asking questions.
3. When Chuck Norris signed up for Hearth.com he immediately became a “Pyro Extraordinaire” by just making 1 post.
4. No moderator will dare to move Chucks posts to the ash can for fear of multiple roundhouse kicks to the face.
5. If Chuck says that piece of cherry is white oak, it is indeed white oak.
6. Chuck Norris once beat 10 Firewood processors by 100 cord with just his beard and round house kicks.
WoodBucther
1. Chuck Norris needs no splitting tools, he just roundhouse kicks his wood into perfectly sized splits.
2. Chuck Norris showed up for an episode of Axe Men with no equipment. When asked why, he stated that his beard can out cut an army of STHIL chainsaws. He then preceded to roundhouse kick everyone for even asking questions.
3. When Chuck Norris signed up for Hearth.com he immediately became a “Pyro Extraordinaire” by just making 1 post.
4. No moderator will dare to move Chucks posts to the ash can for fear of multiple roundhouse kicks to the face.
5. If Chuck says that piece of cherry is white oak, it is indeed white oak.
6. Chuck Norris once beat 10 Firewood processors by 100 cord with just his beard and round house kicks.
WoodBucther
For goodness sake, I`m only 62 and he is already 27.
