..And Saint Attila raised the Super Cedar up on high, saying,
"O Dennis, bless this Thy Super Cedar that with it Thou mayest ignite Thine fire down to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
And Dennis did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...
AND Dennis spake, saying,
“First thou shall open the holy wrapper of thine Super Cedar.
Then thou must divide thee into fourths. One fourth shall
be the number of the counting and the number of the counting
shall be one fourth. One fifth shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou
count one half, excepting that thou then proceedeth to one quarter. One sixth is
right out. Once the number one fourth, being the number of the
counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Super Cedar into
the direction of thine fire, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
ignite.â€
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