Why must this guy always make these posts, I would love to go get a load or 2 as I am sure lots of others.
"Four to five cords prime WHITE OAK. One giant tree, four feet thick at bottom, all cut to 18" length, except some skinny limbs which are 6'.
Trunk pieces are BIG and HEAVY; will need to be split and will require TWO STRONG MEN working five hours to load and haul. We are not going to split it for you. You will need a truck and/or trailer and several trips; truck can get within 20' of the wood. You will be required to take ALL or NONE - repeat, ALL or NONE. The BIG wood will need to go FIRST, in case you fail to return after one load. Brush (leafy branches) need not be taken.
We have had too many liars on previous jobs who fail to follow through and TAKE IT ALL in a timely manner. If you are WEAK, SICK, LAZY or mentally ill, do NOT respond. If you have a "death in the family", do NOT respond. If you "may have to work that day", do NOT respond. If your truck or helper is unreliable, do NOT respond. If you suffer from "personal problems" which may interfere with this job, do NOT respond. If you live a thousand miles away like Cape May or Allentown, do NOT respond. If you are a chronic liar who makes false promises, do NOT respond. If you are not ONE HUNDRED PERCENT certain of your ability to fulfill this commitment within a couple days - exactly as described herein, do not respond. First come, first served."
"Four to five cords prime WHITE OAK. One giant tree, four feet thick at bottom, all cut to 18" length, except some skinny limbs which are 6'.
Trunk pieces are BIG and HEAVY; will need to be split and will require TWO STRONG MEN working five hours to load and haul. We are not going to split it for you. You will need a truck and/or trailer and several trips; truck can get within 20' of the wood. You will be required to take ALL or NONE - repeat, ALL or NONE. The BIG wood will need to go FIRST, in case you fail to return after one load. Brush (leafy branches) need not be taken.
We have had too many liars on previous jobs who fail to follow through and TAKE IT ALL in a timely manner. If you are WEAK, SICK, LAZY or mentally ill, do NOT respond. If you have a "death in the family", do NOT respond. If you "may have to work that day", do NOT respond. If your truck or helper is unreliable, do NOT respond. If you suffer from "personal problems" which may interfere with this job, do NOT respond. If you live a thousand miles away like Cape May or Allentown, do NOT respond. If you are a chronic liar who makes false promises, do NOT respond. If you are not ONE HUNDRED PERCENT certain of your ability to fulfill this commitment within a couple days - exactly as described herein, do not respond. First come, first served."