Great Price on Pellets on Long Island

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j-takeman said:
Holy cr@p! What are they made of? Gold????

Why Jay,

Those are pellets made from the heartwood of the unobtainium tree, those are The Perfect Pellet {tm} with those any hopper will hold over a ton of pellets and burn forever. I understand via various back channels that they also cure every problem you can have with a pellet stove.

These are those magic pellets that have more BTUs in them after they have been burnt than they had before they were burnt.
 
SmokeyTheBear said:
j-takeman said:
Holy cr@p! What are they made of? Gold????

Why Jay,

Those are pellets made from the heartwood of the unobtainium tree, those are The Perfect Pellet {tm} with those any hopper will hold over a ton of pellets and burn forever. I understand via various back channels that they also cure every problem you can have with a pellet stove.

These are those magic pellets that have more BTUs in them after they have been burnt than they had before they were burnt.

:) Dang I better get on the horn like NOW! :)
 
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