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Taperbill

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Oct 19, 2010
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A dumb one to start..

From Fox News?

I have some very sad news out of Duluth, Minnesota this morning to share with everyone. This will bring about change in North & South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and parts of Canada. This will bring far reaching ramifications that will strike at the very core of our Midwest Heritage and Souls.

I must report the tragic news that OLE was SHOT. He was up by the Canadian border on his 4 Wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for Terrorists spotted him. According to the news reports, the Rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, “Who are you and what are you doing?”
OLE shouted back, “OLE…..BIN LOGGIN!”
OLE is survived by his wife LENA and good friend SVEN.

Note: You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.
 
Well,
This one might be worse!

A ***man (You fill in the ***) just bought a new chainsaw.
Well after about a week he brought it back to the dealer.
His complaint was that it did not seem to cut very well.
He expected a much better product for the price he paid.
The dealer looked it over carefully then started it up to check the chain; oil etc.

To that the ***man said, "What the hell is that noise!!"

Sorry an oldie around here!
 
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