Paradise in Dog Patch--Wood Shed

This is the way we do it in Dog Patch. Holds about 6.5 cords, tarp goes over the top. Backed right up to the back door, don't even have to put on pants to get wood. Notice the sign "Sierra Valley Specialty Meats". Come spring time when it's empty me and Daisy Mae have a little side business selling road kill. It was Daisy's idea. I done caught cancer last year and she ain't so good with the tractor in the snow. Plumb wore her out packing wood. Cancer is gone, but I'm kinda fond of her idea.

Sounds like you and Daisy Mae should have a reality TV show.