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RE: I love this Craiglist ad . . . if you love dinosaurs you might be a good candidate for the job!

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by firefighterjake, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake Minister of Fire

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    http://maine.craigslist.org/ofc/2791706737.html


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    Hey do you like doing stuff? (South Portland)

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    Date: 2012-01-09, 5:50PM EST
    Reply to: job-ydvdx-2791706737@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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    Small auto repair shop looking for new FULL TIME assistant. That means you'll be assisting the owner with operations assistanty things!


    Duties include:
    - Customer service! Taking phone calls and helping customers as they arrive in an efficient manner.

    - Stock organizing and parts accountability!
    - Purchasing food or other food like items.
    - Office tidying
    - Running the company shuttle driving customers to and fro.
    - Running errands

    - Using organizational skills to organize

    - Filing!

    -Managing office bills using QuickBooks

    - Must have pleasant phone demeanor

    - Going to the store frequently. Includes

    Ability to properly identify a pastry based on general description
    Ability to locate and purchase chips
    Ability to purchase 2 liter bottles of soda
    Ability to properly identify the difference between Mountain Dew and Diet mountain Dew
    The ability to count to 6 (Trust me. It's important)

    - Minor book keeping, deposit making, cash drawer handling.
    - Making interesting conversation. This includes:

    Ability to take a joke
    Regaling us with funny stories
    Not regaling us with not funny stories



    Must:
    - have a sense of humor.
    - Be capable of staying on task despite multiple distractions
    - Be able to lift up to 25 pounds
    - Be able to handle customers courteously
    - Be able to work mostly unsupervised
    - Be able to work with ADHD and OCD tendencies
    - Like dinosaurs

    - Must have a valid driver's license.

    - Be able to work M-F 8:30-5:30 with one hour lunch. (Some weekday holidays off)




    •Location: South Portland
    •Compensation: hourly $10-$11.50
    •Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    •Please, no phone calls about this job!
    •Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



    PostingID: 2791706737

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  2. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    dangit! so close...I just dont have a sense of humor....LOVE me some dinosaurs though.
  3. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Speaking of dinosaurs...at one of the local stove shops they had a super cool dinosaur steamer. It looked like the one from "Land of the lost" (the 70's version). It was marked down to 70 bucks and I was gonna git it for Mr Gamma but I decided to pass on it.
    I went back for it and it was gone...dammit. It was so ugly that it was cool.

    That craigslist is too funny....too too funny... :lol:
  4. Singed Eyebrows

    Singed Eyebrows New Member

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    I was a shoe in till I had to tell the difference between diet & regular Mountain Dew, sigh, Randy
  5. PapaDave

    PapaDave Minister of Fire

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    I have an idea. I've got a sense of humor. but hate dinosaurs.
    Perhaps we could do a workshare thing?
    N/M, just re-read the thing, and realized I can't do ANY of that other stuff. Oh well.
  6. jharkin

    jharkin Minister of Fire

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    "Food like items"... mmmm sounds yummy.

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