RE: I love this Craiglist ad . . . if you love dinosaurs you might be a good candidate for the job!

http://maine.craigslist.org/ofc/2791706737.html


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Hey do you like doing stuff? (South Portland)

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Date: 2012-01-09, 5:50PM EST
Reply to: job-ydvdx-2791706737@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Small auto repair shop looking for new FULL TIME assistant. That means you'll be assisting the owner with operations assistanty things!


Duties include:
- Customer service! Taking phone calls and helping customers as they arrive in an efficient manner.

- Stock organizing and parts accountability!
- Purchasing food or other food like items.
- Office tidying
- Running the company shuttle driving customers to and fro.
- Running errands

- Using organizational skills to organize

- Filing!

-Managing office bills using QuickBooks

- Must have pleasant phone demeanor

- Going to the store frequently. Includes

Ability to properly identify a pastry based on general description
Ability to locate and purchase chips
Ability to purchase 2 liter bottles of soda
Ability to properly identify the difference between Mountain Dew and Diet mountain Dew
The ability to count to 6 (Trust me. It's important)

- Minor book keeping, deposit making, cash drawer handling.
- Making interesting conversation. This includes:

Ability to take a joke
Regaling us with funny stories
Not regaling us with not funny stories



Must:
- have a sense of humor.
- Be capable of staying on task despite multiple distractions
- Be able to lift up to 25 pounds
- Be able to handle customers courteously
- Be able to work mostly unsupervised
- Be able to work with ADHD and OCD tendencies
- Like dinosaurs

- Must have a valid driver's license.

- Be able to work M-F 8:30-5:30 with one hour lunch. (Some weekday holidays off)




•Location: South Portland
•Compensation: hourly $10-$11.50
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2791706737

dangit! so close...I just dont have a sense of humor....LOVE me some dinosaurs though.

Speaking of dinosaurs...at one of the local stove shops they had a super cool dinosaur steamer. It looked like the one from "Land of the lost" (the 70's version). It was marked down to 70 bucks and I was gonna git it for Mr Gamma but I decided to pass on it.
I went back for it and it was gone...dammit. It was so ugly that it was cool.

That craigslist is too funny....too too funny... :lol:

I was a shoe in till I had to tell the difference between diet & regular Mountain Dew, sigh, Randy

I have an idea. I've got a sense of humor. but hate dinosaurs.
Perhaps we could do a workshare thing?
N/M, just re-read the thing, and realized I can't do ANY of that other stuff. Oh well.

"Food like items"... mmmm sounds yummy.