Just kidding. Thanks for the help everyone. Went down to the neighbors place a couple weeks ago and dropped a decent sized (33" or so) Doug Fir.(dead top root rot, mistletoe, over-mature, etc.). It leaned back a little towards his shop but easily wedgeable. He'll probably firewood the top half of the tree and try to chainsaw mill something useful out of the butt log. You can see the beginning of rotting on the outside edge of the butt. Left the stump higher than I normally would 'cause of nails in the base.