Wife Stacks 4 Cords, Gets Reward!

Valhalla Posted By Valhalla, Apr 1, 2009 at 1:49 AM

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  1. Valhalla

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    Do I have the best wife ever! Today she moved, with the help of John Deere, then expertly stacked over 4 cord of wood.
    I told her that she should get a reward, so she suggested a trip to Tractor Supply women's dept!

    Does it get any better! The best wife, a wood-burner guy could ever have.
     
  2. rphurley

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    My wife will make me lunch while I'm out stacking all of the wood.
     
  3. titan

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    Man..does your wife have any lonely sisters?No,really?Does she?
     
  4. Dix

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    Way to go, girl friend !!

    Get her on the forum !!!! :)

    %-P
     
  5. Valhalla

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    Titan,

    She does have a sister, but she is married and takes care of 8 horses, 5 dogs, a cat and a husband, while working a full time job!

    Thanks!
     
  6. titan

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    Valhalla,you and the bil are lucky men....I'm ecstatic if the princess moves a split from the wood hoop to the stove.Enjoy!
     
  7. mayhem

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    My wife tells me about the other things that I'm not doing while I'm stacking wood.
     
  8. LLigetfa

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    I come in from stacking the wood by myself to make my own lunch, only to see a honey-do list on the fridge.
     
  9. Duetech

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    Do husbands ever make honeydoo lists for their wives or is it just their aversion to writing? I know, I know...blessed is the peace maker...
     
  10. burningbill

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    I might have been able to get my wife to help stack wood before we got married. Seems marriage creates an aversion to all kinds of wood! :lol:
     
  11. mayhem

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    I do, but its all dirty and shouldn't be posted here.
     
  12. Crash11

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'm getting married in June. I guess I better enjoy the next 3 months to the fullest.
     
  13. caber

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    Seeing me stack wood seems to inspire my wife to add to the enormous list of chores, tasks and projects that a team of 10 men could not accomplish in a lifetime.
     
  14. NitroDave

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    Don't have any time to make a damn list. :roll:

    ps...she would not do it anyways.
     
  15. Valhalla

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    This proves that women and men have their priorities. We just need to keep them in order.
     
  16. Jags

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    I think I spit water across my entire office with this one. Way too funny........way too true.
     
  17. PapaDave

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    Well, my wife will make a fire if I'm not around.........after I've brought the wood in...............IF she gets chilly enough.................UNLESS she knows I'll be home soon. Guess who does it then? WOOHOO! I win the boobie prize. Oh wait, ....no, I don't. DOH!
    We have a system. I do most of the work, and she enjoys the fruits of my labors.
     
  18. PapaDave

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    Really though, she's not lazy, we just have different priorities.
     
  19. Jags

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    She was standing over your shoulder....wasn't she?
     
  20. jrousell

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    your wife sounds like my wife's sister...

    then someone would chime in .. "They're ALL sisters."
     
  21. rowerwet

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    Well after cleaning the kitchen, cooking, homeschooling the 6 yr old, doing the laundry, a half hour of pilates, an hour to walk, daily devotions, changing and feeding the baby, vacuuming, moping, cleaning the bathroom, keeping the 4 yr old from killing the baby, keeping the baby from hurting herself, making sure the 6yr old does the dishes, and all the fun stuff with me every night, I don't think she would have time for my honeydoo list.
     
  22. PapaDave

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    If that were the case, I wouldn't be able to type anymore! %-P
     
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