Wiley Coyote

[firefighterjake]

I'm always going out wearing just a T-shirt and boxer shorts . . . I always tell my wife that any passing motorists or our neighbors will think I am wearing shorts . . . she says they'll know they are boxer shorts. So far no one has called the cops on me for public indecency.

 

[save$]

She is right, but I don't think you can be harassed because Maine law refers to being "exposed".
I went out one late night dressed in boxers and a tee shirt. I had some slippers on. All I wanted to do was get a bag of pellets from the garage. It was cold and there was some slush on the wheelchair ramp. My feet went out from under me. I hit my head and got a concussion. My entire backside was wet from the slush. We live in the woods and no one could see me. Ever since then, I have kept a good supply of pellets in the enclosed porch and I put something better on my feet if I need to go to the garage for something.