Post in 'The Hearth Room - Wood Stoves and Fireplaces' started by BrotherBart, Dec 4, 2010.
On your resume under Hobbies it reads...cut and burn wood.
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You burn the Christmas tree 2 weeks before Xmas because its frickin cold in the house. You realize halfway through that is fake and keep burning anyway because its frickin cold.
When you fall asleep next to the stove, only to be awaken by someone else opening the stove door adding more wood and getting jealous.
When the morning cup of coffee is spent outside admiring the woodstacks, forgetting to let the dog out.
Getting mad when said dog does his business near your wood stacks.
When you put the dog bed near the stove.
Driving down the road and pointing, look baby shagbark hickory, would love to have me some of that.
Have your wife take a round and cut slices off to make christmas ornament presents from (hey! thats good oak, use the poplar)
Getting upset your trailer isnt big enough to scrounge more wood in a single load.
All you can think of in life is whats inbetween the Stump and Branches.
(underware? i think hanes has the highest BTU's, but jockey shouldnt be bad, watchout for the walmarts, burns like wetwood)
1. You go spotting for free wood signs instead of deer.
2. You have your wood guy's number programmed into your phone.
3. You become territorial of the stove
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