You might be a firewood junkie...

Cross Cut Saw Posted By Cross Cut Saw, May 4, 2013 at 3:25 PM

  1. Cross Cut Saw

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    If you take your kid to his first t-ball practice and can't help but wonder how many cords you could fit in the dugout... 2013-05-04 08.23.41.jpg
    :p
     
  2. Gark

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    If you spend your vacation days off work "doing firewood".
     
  3. gzecc

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    Thats funny!
     
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  4. tigeroak

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    OR when you pass a woods in your truck and your finger forms a backwards C if you are right handed or if you are left handed it will form a C and you try to give it gas.
     
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  5. ScotO

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    Oh, man. THAT is a good one!!
     
  6. ScotO

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    If you go on vacation and after the 10 hour drive to get there, your neck is sore from turning and looking at standing deads along the road, and woodstacks in people's backyards.......yes, I know this from experience.....;sick
     
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  7. bogydave

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    That is a wood shed. ;ex
    Nice one too. 4.5 cords :)
     
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  8. rdust

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    I actually do this every year. I don't like taking away from my family anymore than I have to so this helps with that. I have a bunch of wood to deal with right now, as soon as I get a few projects off my desk I plan to take some time.
     
  9. Knots

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    If you almost get in as many accidents from looking on the side of the road for firewood as you do from looking at pretty girls...
     
  10. Knots

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    If the smell of red oak excites the same part of your brain as the smell of fresh 20 dollar bills...
     
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    A little over 16 cord.
     
  12. excessads

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    In my case, it' if you spend your working days during work hours thinking about "C/S/S-ing firewood" and browsing hearth updates on tapatalk whenever new messages pop up.
     
  13. CheapBassTurd

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    Two days in the 70's in November and you (me) get up at 2 like a hunter/ fisher just to be ready
    at first light to start rammin' the splitter full speed two straight days even tho 2 years ahead.
     
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  14. kennyp2339

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    When you have a specific cell phone ring tone for hearth updates..
     
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    When every time you have a contractor out to your house, they try to barter their work for one of your stacks of wood....and you'd rather pay in cash so you don't have to part with any of it.
     
  16. Rockey

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    When on family vacation in Florida, you cant stop eyeballing the palm trees wondering the BTU's. After hiring a moving company to haul some dead weight back to your home you cut and split that sucker up. When you get home, you unload the rounds out of the minivan as the moving company pulls up with your family. Your wife mutters something about counseling as you hand her the maul with "that look".
     
  17. johneh

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    When you spend the whole deer season with your rifle slung over your shoulder
    and a roll of tape in your hand marking trees to take out this winter !>>
     
  18. STIHLY DAN

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    When your 10 years ahead and you get a boner seeing some downed bark-less black locust to get.
     
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  19. Ctwoodtick

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    You said boner, hehe
     
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  20. excessads

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    My co-workers was talking with another guy 10 ft away, my ears perked up, Wood?! What said wood? Free wood? Where are they? Turned out he was saying when he's in woods hunting...lol
     
  21. Jeffm1

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    You mean the Evil Look of Black Death?
     
  22. Rockey

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    So Im told, I dare not look her straight in the eye.
     
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  24. Jeffm1

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    Indeed. I know exactly what you mean. Might turn to stone or something.
     
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  25. HisTreeNut

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    you might be a firewood junkie if you constantly talk about the piles in your yard, and you do not own a dog...
     
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