This belongs in the WTF?! chapter.
Another great Microsoft invention, the underSurface heater. This is a very lame idea. Just when the critical concern is the warming of our oceans and the catastrophic effect that can have on weather and sea life, here comes along the brilliant plan of putting heaters in the ocean. Sheer genius! Let's put thousands of them in the oceans! Just so that we have a faster Bing!
As an alternative there are huge data centers in caves that stretch for miles. The caves are a constant 58F and the heat is absorbed deep in the earth. Or better yet, directly address the power consumption of big data.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/1/10883866/microsoft-underwater-data-centers
"Data centers are one of the largest and fastest growing consumers of electricity in the United States. In 2013, U.S. data centers consumed an estimated 91 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity -- enough electricity to power all the households in New York City twice over -- and are on-track to reach 140 billion kilowatt-hours by 2020."
http://www.nrdc.org/energy/data-center-efficiency-assessment.asp
Another great Microsoft invention, the underSurface heater. This is a very lame idea. Just when the critical concern is the warming of our oceans and the catastrophic effect that can have on weather and sea life, here comes along the brilliant plan of putting heaters in the ocean. Sheer genius! Let's put thousands of them in the oceans! Just so that we have a faster Bing!
As an alternative there are huge data centers in caves that stretch for miles. The caves are a constant 58F and the heat is absorbed deep in the earth. Or better yet, directly address the power consumption of big data.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/1/10883866/microsoft-underwater-data-centers
"Data centers are one of the largest and fastest growing consumers of electricity in the United States. In 2013, U.S. data centers consumed an estimated 91 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity -- enough electricity to power all the households in New York City twice over -- and are on-track to reach 140 billion kilowatt-hours by 2020."
http://www.nrdc.org/energy/data-center-efficiency-assessment.asp
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