Have you ever wondered how piss gets all over the toilet, under the seat, on the bottom, etc? It's because when you stand up to pee your urine becomes an aerosol into your bathroom. The urine aerosol will then land all over your toilet, shower, toothbrush, sink, handles, and everything else in the room, unless you sit to pee. So much like I sit to pee in my home I use vegetable based oils in my saw which I operate next to my home and well. Even though you don't lick your bar you are still ingesting plenty of petroleum oil and getting it all over your body. There's also a logosol mill on the way to my house, so I don't want to get petroleum oil all over a bunch of lumber that's going into my house. The petroleum oil will also be all over your firewood which then gets released into the atmosphere as additional NOx and CO after burning it in your stove or in a slash pile.
Do whatever you want, but don't ridicule me for looking out for my own health and safety. So yeah, I'm definitely going to shame you for being a tool. Plenty of other folks who like to use traditional bar and chain oil didn't have to be a tool, but you did.