Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning. But after a short time
I ran out of worms. Then I saw a rattlesnake with
a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of
Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I
released the snake into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that darn
snake with two more frogs. Life is good in Pennsylvania.
I went fishing this morning. But after a short time
I ran out of worms. Then I saw a rattlesnake with
a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of
Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I
released the snake into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that darn
snake with two more frogs. Life is good in Pennsylvania.
