How does one officially join the pellet pig club?

[slheinlein]

I think I might qualify and want one of those cool pellet pig signatures

 

[imacman]

Minimum of 4 tons purchased and delivered, preferably in an old pick-up truck yourself, and at least 1 pellet stove (obviously). If you have all that, then send me a check for the $25 dues, and then you can add the official Pellet Pig inscription to your signature line:

Member of the Pellet Pig Club....OINK OINK!!
“You pellet pigs should be ashaimed of yourselves” - eernest4- Grand Pooba - Pellet Pig Club

Oh, and lets keep it on the DL about the dues.... ;-) And if any of those other pigs complain, that's too bad.....I'm got the treasurers job, and their all JEALOUS!

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Minimum of 4 tons purchased and delivered, preferably in an old pick-up truck yourself, and at least 1 pellet stove (obviously). If you have all that, then send me a check for the $25 dues, and then you can add the official Pellet Pig inscription to your signature line:

Member of the Pellet Pig Club....OINK OINK!!
“You pellet pigs should be ashaimed of yourselves” - eernest4- Grand Pooba - Pellet Pig Club

Oh, and lets keep it on the DL about the dues.... ;-) And if any of those other pigs complain, that's too bad.....I'm got the treasurers job, and their all JEALOUS!

Beep Beep I am watching you! (as I do that stupid two finger jesture point to my eyes then you.) beep beep

Eric

 

[imacman]

<beep beep> What do you mean, Uncle Eric, 1st High Exaulted VP of the Pellet pigs? I'm only doing my job, depositing the checks into my....er, I mean the CLUB account. <beep beep>

 

[Xena]

Minimum of 4 tons....

Shame on you oinkmate. (broken image removed) You got the criteria wrong.
(broken image removed)

In this thread you will find the o-fish-ul requirements:

https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/26445/

 

[imacman]

Minimum of 4 tons....

Shame on you oinkmate. (broken image removed) You got the criteria wrong.
(broken image removed)

In this thread you will find the o-fish-ul requirements:

https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/26445/

The 4 tons is correct Zeta....it's for people that didn't get the first 3 tons in before the 1st frost....they had a 1 extra ton "penalty" to get in.....
Oh, and the dues is $35 for them.....I take check or PayPal ;-)

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Minimum of 4 tons....

Shame on you oinkmate. (broken image removed) You got the criteria wrong.
(broken image removed)

In this thread you will find the o-fish-ul requirements:

https://www.hearth.com/talk/threads/26445/

The 4 tons is correct Zeta....it's for people that didn't get the first 3 tons in before the 1st frost....they had a 1 extra ton "penalty" to get in.....
Oh, and the dues is $35 for them.....I take check or PayPal ;-)

**Standing there with arms crossed in front of body**

One loud, "uhhhhhhumm"

Eric

 

[drtnshtr]

shiiioooooot I sent Mac $50 you guys gettn off easy

 

[crausch]

Macman will waive the dues if you invite him over for some lignin tea. I forget what he takes in his tea 1 pellet or two?
:lol:

 

[slheinlein]

The 4 tons is correct Zeta....it's for people that didn't get the first 3 tons in before the 1st frost....they had a 1 extra ton "penalty" to get in.....
Oh, and the dues is $35 for them.....I take check or PayPal ;-)

Ah, I didn't think I qualified since I bought only 3.5 tons of pellets. However, since I bought in summer time before first frost - I am in! Macman, check is in the mail...

 

[imacman]

Cha Ching!! Love the sound of the dues checks going into my....er, uh, I mean the CLUB account. :cheese:

Drtnshtr, since you sent for a 2 yr. membership, Eric is going to rebate you a bag of pellets.....thanks!

Codebum..........lignin tea?????? YECH. The only thing i accept was brewed with Hops & barley.....and comes cold in 12oz. cans.

WarmInNH, thanks bud.....you are all set.

OK new members, don't forget to shout "3 cheers" for Eric and eernest4.....they are our leaders!! The next full meeting will be at Kinsman stoves...all the brewskys, wine, ribs, burgers, and salads are on Eric......

OH, and don't forget to insert the pellet pig motto into your signature line:

Proud member of the Pellet Pig Club....OINK OINK!!
“You pellet pigs should be ashaimed of yourselves” - eernest4- Grand Pooba - Pellet Pig Club

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Cha Ching!! Love the sound of the dues checks going into my....er, uh, I mean the CLUB account. :cheese:

Drtnshtr, since you sent for a 2 yr. membership, Eric is going to rebate you a bag of pellets.....thanks!

Codebum..........lignin tea?????? YECH. The only thing i accept was brewed with Hops & barley.....and comes cold in 12oz. cans.

WarmInNH, thanks bud.....you are all set.

OK new members, don't forget to shout "3 cheers" for Eric and eernest4.....they are our leaders!! The next full meeting will be at Kinsman stoves...all the brewskys, wine, ribs, burgers, and salads are on Eric......

OH, and don't forget to insert the pellet pig motto into your signature line:

Proud member of the Pellet Pig Club....OINK OINK!!
“You pellet pigs should be ashaimed of yourselves” - eernest4- Grand Pooba - Pellet Pig Club

<beep beep> macman step into my office for a minute, <beep beep>
Please do not mind the loud thumps and growns

Eric

 

[matt85bears]

I HAVE 8 TONS OF PELLETS

 

[Souzafone]

macman--
I'm patiently waiting for my $50 early bird membership rebate. It's been several months now and I still haven't heard anything.

 

[imacman]

macman--
I'm patiently waiting for my $50 early bird membership rebate. It's been several months now and I still haven't heard anything.

Complain to Supreme 2nd High Vice Pres. Eric at Kinsman...it's all his fault....he FORCED me to send him all the dues $ under threat of being buried alive in pellets.

 

[BIG WATER]

What year was this elite club founded ? Who are the charter members? Is there a club for the dummies that didn't buy theirs for a good price last summer?

 

[doghouse]

Would you accept a check drawn from a Madoff investment account? ;-)

 

[imacman]

Would you accept a check drawn from a Madoff investment account? ;-)

Methinks....NOT!

I'd get in trouble with Eric.....

 

[crausch]

BIG WATER...

The club for the dummies that did not buy theirs last summer at a good price is less known (as they are embarassed). You can spot them becuase they have to display thier dummies logo simmilar to macman's. The dummies membership logo is as follows:

For those of us who have not met the pellet quota to become a full member...well,
we have to display our initiation logo. We are still still baby pellet pigs.

 

[kenzmadie]

I'd like a re-count of the votes in the Grand Pooba election!

 

[imacman]

I doubt eernest4 will allow it......this isn't Florida or Michigan. :lol:

 

[BIG WATER]

Whooaa !! Thats Florida and Minnesota . We know how to run elections here. We just can't keep our Auto industry above water.
Or buy pellets in the summer in quantities when the price is right. Or ......

I wish I were a pellet pig. I wish I were pellet pig. I wish I wish

 

[imacman]

OOOPSIE...I meant Minn. :cheese:

Hey, they both start with "M", and it's cold in both of them.........I guess I got confused! :-/

 

[BIG WATER]

My Swedish ancestors came from Minn after they came from Sweden. It is much colder there and they have Al Franken.

Don't feel bad Macman. My Geography of New England is not so great. I don't think I could correctly label the States by the shapes.
But there are quite a few there. Is Orange County considered New England ?? :-S

 

[BIG WATER]

By the way. Where is the State capital of the PPC ?