chuckster said:What are the qualifications for becoming a proud member of the pellet pig club. :cheese:
chuckster said:Uh OH. Not quite ready to qualify yet. Only two tons on hand and they were acquired after the first frost. :zip:
Chuck
SmokeyTheBear said:chuckster said:What are the qualifications for becoming a proud member of the pellet pig club. :cheese:
Well your signature is hinting you might be qualified, you have to present an application telling us all about your pellet acquisition activities, you need a minimum of 3 tons on hand at the time of the first frost. The pellets must be hauled by you personally and extra points are given if you used an old beater that survived the ordeal (this requirement is waved for large tonnage which can be delivered). Stars are awarded depending on the type and number of stoves etc .... that you use to burn pellets in to keep warm.
I've heard rumors that the Hogs want to change the tonnage requirement.
In short we want members to show true piggishness.
Usually the Hogs meet via a telepathic conference call in the evening.
chuckster said:What are the qualifications for becoming a proud member of the pellet pig club. :cheese:
petemal said:do these requirements need to be in met for a consecutive amount of years, dont forget if everyones a pig the name means nothing
Salty said:I am a pellet pig I have 4 tons in my basement and already burned almost 3 more![]()
kinsman stoves said:We will teach you the ways of the FORCE, young Jedi.
Eric
Salty said:I'm waiting til after it warms up a bit and everyone has their "early buy" spring sale![]()
imacman said:kinsman stoves said:We will teach you the ways of the FORCE, young Jedi.
Eric
And don't forget the annual dues.....just send me (treasurer) the $50.....er....ah.....make that $75 "initiation fee". I'll make sure that President Eric gets his "cut"....er, I mean his part of the loot.....ah, hmm. I mean money. :coolhmm:
Eatonpcat said:imacman said:kinsman stoves said:We will teach you the ways of the FORCE, young Jedi.
Eric
And don't forget the annual dues.....just send me (treasurer) the $50.....er....ah.....make that $75 "initiation fee". I'll make sure that President Eric gets his "cut"....er, I mean his part of the loot.....ah, hmm. I mean money. :coolhmm:
Damn...Where were you when I wanted in???Smokey wanted $250.00 and a ton of pellets delivered to his crib before he would give me the Membership;-)
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