The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[johneh]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

[ironpony]

should be in French, Canadians speak French.......................

 

[johneh]

Only if you are on the wrong side of the OTTAWA RIVER
We are not all french and most of us are tired of there attitude to every one
outside of Quebec Don't get me started !

 

[Delta-T]

I can barely understand you through you thick accent.....

0C Canadian water gets thick...very funny

 

[flyingcow]

The Canadians I know don't speak french, but every sentence ends with A?

 

[johneh]

Thats spelled EH
It's the Canadian version of You No

 

[flyingcow]

Thats spelled EH
It's the Canadian version of You No

Oui'

 

[fossil]

Thats spelled EH
It's the Canadian version of You No

That's spelled, "Ya know?" (Eh?)

 

[johneh]

That's spelled, "Ya know?" (Eh?)

It takes a Canadian to no how to use the Queen's english EH
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eh

 

[begreen]

Takes the queen's English to know how to spell know, eh?