But seriously, I have something to look forward to now when I retire. BEER
That is only when you have to go to work. Retired my breakfast every morning takes four minutes to fix. Frozen sausage patty goes into a small Styrofoam bowl and into the microwave for one minute. Three frozen pancakes go into the microwave for one minute while the sausage is being replaced in the bowl by two fresh eggs. Pancakes come out and the eggs, covered with a paper towel, go in for one minute while the pancakes are getting a bath in butter and syrup. Ding.
Pour the OJ and breakfast is ready. Every morning.