A joke...about wood!

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08brute

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Subject: Kentucky Firewood

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?" "Yes." "I'm calling to report about my neighbor
Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come today?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who says rednecks aren't real bright!
 
I larfed
 
LOL :)
Good one!
 
kenny chaos said:
I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still don't see what's so funny.
I think it's because that one guy's name is Floyd. Either that or it's funny because the redneck police were so smart that they didn't even have to get a warrant to do all that....
 
Danno77 said:
kenny chaos said:
I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still don't see what's so funny.
I think it's because that one guy's name is Floyd. Either that or it's funny because the redneck police were so smart that they didn't even have to get a warrant to do all that....
I'd let the cops split my wood without a warrant, but if they found my pot I'd consult an attorney!
 
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